The Great Uka Uka is an asshole who made his first appearance in Make Love, Not Warped. He's a complete douchebag. Some say he's an arrogant cunt. I say... he's an arrogant cunt.
Uka Uka was one badass motherfucker as a kid. He and his little brother fought like all the fucking time. One of these fights caused Uke to end up trapped in some rock or some shit. He was there for like a million years or so. In other words, since the first Donkey Kong Country game was released.
Paco del Uka was freed by accident when the guy whose head is bigger than his body crashed into Uka's prison. This is proof that Uka is an idiot, since he didn't even try to attack his prison from the inside, like at all. To summarize, Uka's brain wouldn't even fit in Crashie's dickhole.
Crash Bandicoot 3: WarpedEdit
The Ukster was freed from some prison or something by a failed Neo. He was freed, so he got a wizard to help him go back in time. As if he couldn't have just used him to go back to before he was imprisoned in the first place!
Crash Team RacingEdit
Uktar was the evil mascot in Crashie Teamie Racie. He didn't sound evil at all. He was pretty much Mr. Krabs from fucking Spongebob.
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of CortexEdit
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge AdventureEdit
I think Uka Uka had a role here, but I don't remember. His role wasn't memorable.
Crash Bandicoot 2: N-TrancedEdit
Crash Nitro KartEdit
Ukie Dukie Doo was a boss in this "game". I guess he got frozen or something at some point, and now he's a Greater Frost Giant or something. I don't know.
In these things, Uka Uka changed his look, and stuff. It made no sense. Oh, Radical...
- Uka Uka is Aku Aku spelled backwards.
- Many fans speculate that the reason Uka Uka is so evil is because his mother beat him. Seven fans believe that Radical "Entertainment" will soon touch upon this likely backstory.
|Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped|
|Protagonists||Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Pura | Baby T | Mr. Firefly | Fishietron | Sir Wartie the Second | Jennifer Trader, the Waterproof Vibrator | Penta Penguin|
|Levels||Time Travel Area 1 (Toad Village | Under Pressure | Orient Express | Bone Yard | Makin' Waves)|
Time Travel Area 2 (Gee Wiz | Hang 'Em High | Hog Ride | Tomb Time | Midnight Run)
Time Travel Area 3 (Dino Might | Deep Trouble | High Time | Road Crash | Double Header)
Time Travel Area 4 (Sphynxinator | Bye Bye Blimps | Tell No Tales | Future Frenzy | Tomb Wader)
Time Travel Area 5 (Gone Tomorrow | Orange Asphalt | Flaming Passion | Mad Bombers | Bug Lite)
Not-Terribly-Secret Time Travel Area 6 (Ski Crazed | Area 51? | Rings of Power)
Super Hyper Secret Secret Levels (Hot Coco | Eggipus Rex)
|Bosses||Tiny Tiger | Dingodile | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Neo Cortex (feat. DJ Jazzy Uka Uka)|