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Vibrating Wooden Turtles were enemies that débuted in Crash Bandicoot and the Grand Adventure of the Not-Yet-Existent Power Crystals. In still screenshots, they look very much like real non-wooden turtles, but the advent of the motion picture has revealed their vicious lie. Instead, they appear to be skilfully crafted wooden sculptures, which are somehow able to replicate real-life-style turtle locomotion through means of vibration. It is, however, currently unknown what, exactly, enables these terra-pine critters to vibrate. According to an old Tribesanistani folk tale first told by the wise shaman Darles "Chara Chara Boom Boom" Charwin, the vibration is a beneficial genetic trait gradually acquired through the mystical shamanistic practice of "natural selection", though President "Papu Papu" Papupapudopoulos has thankfully stopped this nasty rumour from spreading, for it is a vicious affront to Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. (more...?)
Naughty Dog still does not announce their involvement in any upcoming Crash Bandicoot games. Nonetheless, fans continue to claim otherwise.
Cerny Games representative Mark Cerny confesses to having Twitterded lewd pictures of his genitals to a number of fine young ladies. Nobody asks him to step down, because this behaviour is actually rather tame for him.
Indian painter M. F. Husain, the so-called "Picasso of India", dies of a heart attack, thus ending years of speculation that the artist, infamous for his sexually suggestive portrayals of Hindu deities in the nude, was to be responsible for Activision's next redesign of Crash Bandicoot.
...that Crash: Mind Over Mutant's original name was Crash: Dangerous Action Dynamo!, but the name was changed at the request of Maurice LaMarche because his dad was brutally slain but his mom was still very much alive?
...that James Earl Jones portrayed characters in all three segments of The Simpsons' first annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, according to Dr. N. Trance?
...that Connie Booth is a fucking cunt? Who wants to know why? MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Shut the £$^( up!