The brainchild of the series.

Mark "Marky Mark" Cerny (born 1964) worked with Crash Bandicoot on many occassions in the early days. While these games included the best of the best, his time with the series ended rather tragically after the release of that game.

Work HistoryEdit

Crash BandicootEdit

Cerny worked as an executive producer for our furry friend back in 1996. He stayed up all night and partied pretty much all the time back then. He often got drunk, and demanded sex from women. When this plan failed, he often tried to get a lawyer on his side.

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackEdit

The next year, during the production of Untitled Crash Bandicoot Sequel, in which Cerny was creditted as a producer, he was forced to spend many nights in jail for trying and failing to court innocent lasses. This is likely the reason an unpolished game was eventually released to the public. These court cases were referenced in the final product, by the title of the level Sewer or Later.

Crash Bandicoot 3: WarpedEdit

An executive producer in Crash Threeie, Cerny was said to have broke from his shame, until he developed a crack cocaine habit in an effort to stay awake to keep the project going. Because of this, he lost 120 lbs over the course of the game's production.

Crash Team RacingEdit

Cerny did not work on Vroom Vroom Bandicoot Warrior. Instead, he was seeking professional help for his crack addiction.

Crash Bandicoot: Crash Bandicoot BashEdit

Cerny up and quit the Crash universe after the development of the best game in his career, in which he was a game designer. The coke fucked him up. Dr. Cortex is very displeased.

Future WorkEdit

Cerny worked with Spyro the Dragon for awhile too, but his future with Crashie is very bleak.


Other than his love of cocaine and whores, Cerny Cerny Bo Berny Banana Fanana Fo Ferny Cerny also was a very good hunter. He went on to win various prizes, only to eventually found the hunting company Cerny Game.