Andy "JEW!!!!" Gavin cofounded Naughty Dog with Jason Rubin, and begun the series of depressing bandicoot games. He once opened up a sandwich shop for Jews, then later became one himself. This is probably how he got the nickname of "JEW!!!!".

Work HistoryEdit

Crash BandicootEdit

In Crash Bandicoot 1: The Tits of Tawna, Gavin tried to make his interest in the Jewish community well-known. This is why he single-handedly created the character of Tawna, despite only being creditted as a programmer. Since pork is not allowed in the Jewish community, he figured silicone would have to be. I don't know if he was right or wrong. I'm too high to do the research. Speaking of which, he was high on Cerny's crack when doing some research for dark land.

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackEdit

Andy Gavin converted to Jewishness during the production of Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Uses A Striked Font In His Messages To N. Gin. He was a lead programmer, and occassional Hebrewatologist. Since he's allergric to all forms of medicine, one of his testicles is bright red, and the other is a shade of purple. In an interview for Playboy, he revealed that the red and purple gems seen in this game (and evetually others) were all loosely based on the balls of Andy Gavin.

Crash Bandicoot 3: WarpedEdit

Oy vey! He was still a programmer in Crash Bandicoot 3: Cortex Strikes Back. He didn't do nearly as much work in this game, though. He was in a lot of pain most of the time, due to his various illnesses. He should've stuck to eating not-kosher shit and not being a kike.

Crash Team RacingEdit

In A Crash Bandicoot Racing Adventure For The PS1, In An Era Where People Didn't Call It The PS1, The Andy Gavinator was demoted to some technology official or something. This is probably due to programmer laziness in the previous game. And possibly anti-semitism in his superiors. (Like Jason Rubin.)


  • As a Jew, Andy Gavin has done some Jewish things. Such as having a Jew sandwich shop, supporting Jewish baseball teams, and only eating Jewish pasta. He's a Jew.